yesterday

EMMYS LIFE IS OFFICIALLY RAISED TO YELLOW - ELEVATED: MY SHARPIE IS MISSING. THIS IS A VERY BIG PROBLEM.

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yeah, so i've officially decided my mother is the MOST EMBARRASSING ONE ON THE PLANET. oh yeah, and some other news.




well... blah. yesterday was my first time having tutoring in like, ever. okay, two weeks. okay, yesterday she decided to start using a PAPER BAG as her new purse. i kid you not. it's ridiculous. it's ripped and wrinkled and a PAPER BAG. she looks like a fifth grader!!! yeah she goes to pay my tutor and she pulls like three twenties out of this PAPER LUNCH BAG. i'm like... blah. and my tutor, he was just sitting there laughing, going, "it's cool, i like it" as i try to explain how WEIRD my mother is. yeah, and after she paid him, she started talking. and if you know my mother... well... she talks a LOT. and she neeever stops. so yeah she started talking and at first i think it was something dan was halfway interested in, but then she got into her long spiel and it was just ridiculous. the poor guy started getting this glazed look over his eyes and was just standing there nodding. i couldn't take it anymore, so i went and renewed my book. right then, the librarian came around to tell everyone that they had to leave. and mom's like yeah okay and KEEPS TALKING for three minutes. it was sooo embarrassing *cries* and then we're leaving, we get out of there and i'm like... omg mom, the paper bag, and the money, and then you went into a rant?! how could you be more embarrassing? it was awful, i was dying. and she's all... that's just because he's so cuuuute! and nudged me. omg he was still in my VISION. it was so so so so so so so so painful. she's 19 years older than him... god. >.< ick, ick ick. yeah then we got in the car and she was all... i was going to write a check, but then i couldn't remember his name! it was awful, she had no idea lol she was guessing for like ten minutes until i finally slipped up and said his name. omg... she had no idea she was just guessing random names it was so funnyyyyy lol. anyway yeah, my mom is insane. and it's annoying.